The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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