there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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