so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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