I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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