I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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