her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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