the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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