Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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