before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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