It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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