PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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