Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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