Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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