: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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