Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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