Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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