After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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