I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she looked like the before picture.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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