why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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