Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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