So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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