just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
True college students do jello shots in the library
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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