The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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