i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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