Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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