No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This is classic penis vs brain.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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