David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You were trust falling into bushes
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Randomize
