theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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