he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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