I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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