goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Go christen that room with your naked body.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Couch. On fire.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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