I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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