So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize