My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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