Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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