I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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