I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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