arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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