scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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