As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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