he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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