I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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