You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
