i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
