i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I pour the whiskey from now on
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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