Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Everclear isn't food dammit
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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