She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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