I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So vagazzling was a success
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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