rhymes with "ouble enetration"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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