Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I love you.
Bad choice
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