So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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