She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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