are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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