That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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