It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The feeling are messing with the penis
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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