u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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